Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

When the blazing sun is gone
When he nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light
Twinkle, twinkle all the night
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

Dixie

I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland
In Dixieland where I was born
Early on one frosty mornin’
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland

Chorus:

I wish I was in Dixie, hurray! Hurray!
In Dixieland I’ll take my stand
To live and die in Dixie
Away, away, away down south in Dixie
Away, away, away down south in Dixie

Repeat Chorus

Pop! Goes The Weasel!

All around the cobbler’s bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ’twas all in fun
Pop! goes the weasel!
I’ve no time to wait and sigh
No patience to wait ’til by and by
So kiss me quick, I’m off -- good-bye!
Pop! goes the weasel!
A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That’s the way the money goes
Pop! goes the weasel!
You may try to sew and sew
And never make something regal
So roll it up and let it go
Pop! goes the weasel!

Repeat first verse

I'm A Policeman

I'm a Policeman dressed in blue
Here are some things I like to do
Direct the traffic in your town
Help to keep you safe and sound

It's my job and I like it fine
No one has a better job than mine

I'm a Policeman dressed in blue
I want to be a friend to you
You can see me everyday
I will wave my hand and say

It's my job and I like it fine
No one has a better job than mine

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!

Repeat

Animal Fair

I went to the animal fair
The birds and the beasts were there
The big baboon, by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey, he got drunk
And sat on the elephant’s trunk
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And that was the end of the monk
Said a flea to a fly in a flue
Said the flea, "Oh, what shall we do?"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
I went to the animal fair
The birds and the beasts were there
The big baboon, by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair
The monkey, he got drunk
And sat on the elephant’s trunk
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees
And that was the end of the monk, the monk, the monk, the monk!

In The Good, Old Summertime

In the good, old summertime
In the good, old summertime
Strolling through the shady lanes
With your baby mine
You hold her hand and she holds yours
And that’s a very good sign
That she’s your tootsie-wootsie
In the good, old summertime

Repeat

The Green Grass Grew All Around

There was a hole in the middle of the ground
The prettiest hole that you ever did see
Well, a hole in the ground

Chorus:

And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around
And in this hole there was a root
The prettiest root that you ever did see
Well, the root in the hole and the hole in the ground

Chorus

And on this root there was a tree
The prettiest tree that you ever did see
Well, the tree on the root and the root in the hole
And the hole in the ground

Chorus

And on this tree there was a branch
The prettiest branch that you ever did see
Well, a branch on the tree and the tree on the root
And the root in the hole and the hole in the ground

Chorus

And on this branch there was a twig
The prettiest twig that you ever did see
Well, the twig on the branch and the branch on the tree
And the tree on the root and the root in the hole
And the hole in the ground

Chorus

And on this twig there was a nest
The prettiest nest that you ever did see
Well, a nest on the twig and the twig on the branch
And the branch on the tree and the tree on the root
And the root in the hole and the hole in the ground

Chorus

And in this nest there was an egg
The prettiest egg that you ever did see
Well, the egg in the nest and the nest on the twig
And the twig on the branch and the branch on the tree
And the tree on the root and the root in the hole
And the hole in the ground

Chorus

And in this egg there was a bird
The prettiest bird that you ever did see
Well, the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest
And the nest on the twig and the twig on the branch
And the branch on the tree and the tree on the root
And the root in the hole and the hole in the ground

Chorus

And on this bird there was a wing
The prettiest wing that you ever did see
Well, the wing on the bird
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest
And the nest on the twig and the twig on the branch
And the branch on the tree and the tree on the root
And the root in the hole and the hole in the ground

Chorus

And on this wing there was a feather
The prettiest feather that you ever did see
Well, the feather on the wing and the wing on the bird
And the bird in the egg and the egg in the nest
And the nest on the twig and the twig on the branch
And the branch on the tree and the tree on the root
And the root in the hole and the hole in the ground

Chorus

Ten Little Indians

One little, two little, three little Indians
Four little, five little, six little Indians
Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians
Ten little Indian boys.

Ten little, nine little, eight little Indians
Seven little, six little, five little Indians
Four little, three little, two little Indians
One little Indian boy.

She'll Be Comin' 'round The Mountain

She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes
She’ll be drivin’ six white horses when she comes (Yee-hah!)
She’ll be drivin’ six white horses when she comes (Yee-hah!)
She’ll be drivin’ six white horses
She’ll be drivin’ six white horses
She’ll be drivin’ six white horses when she comes (Yee-hah!)
And we’ll all go down to meet her when she comes
We’ll all go down to meet her when she comes
We’ll all go down to meet her
We’ll all go down to meet her
We’ll all go down to meet her when she comes
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain
She’ll be comin’ ’round the mountain when she comes

The Hokey Pokey

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out,
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your right shoulder in,
You put your right shoulder out,
You put your right shoulder in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your left shoulder in,
You put your left shoulder out,
You put your left shoulder in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your right hip in,
You put your right hip out,
You put your right hip in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your left hip in,
You put your left hip out,
You put your left hip in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out,
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

Old MacDonald

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on this farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O!
With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there
Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
And on this farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!
With a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
And on this farm he had some ducks, E-I-E-I-O!
With a quack-quack here, and a quack-quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack!
Moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo!
Chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there
Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
And on this farm he had some pigs, E-I-E-I-O!
With an oink-oink here, and an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink-oink!
Quack-quack here, and a quack-quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack!
Moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo!
Chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there
Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
Well, Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
And on this farm he had a dog, E-I-E-I-O!
With a bow-wow here, and a bow-wow there
Here a bow, there a wow, everywhere a bow-wow!
Oink-oink here, and an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink-oink!
Quack-quack here, and a quack-quack there
Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack-quack!
Moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo!
Chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there
Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick!
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

Friends Lullaby

The stars are out, the moon is up
It’s time to go to bed
I’m so glad you have a place
To lay your little head

Have a deep and peaceful sleep
Dream away the hours
When you wake, the sun will come
To smile upon the flowers

Go to sleep, my little friend
Beneath the evening star
You will always have a friend
No matter where you are

Take Me Out to The Ball Game

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack
I don’t care if I ever get back
’Cause it’s root, root, root for the home team
If they don’t win, it’s a shame
For it’s one, two, three strikes, you’re out
At the old ball game

Repeat

Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
That was against the rule
It made the children laugh and play
Laugh and play, laugh and play
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
"Why does the lamb love Mary so, Mary so, Mary so?
Why does the lamb love Mary so?" the eager children cried
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know, lamb, you know, lamb, you know
Mary loves the lamb, you know," the teacher did reply

A Bicycle Built for Two

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer, do
I’m half crazy
All for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage
But you’ll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

Repeat

It Ain't Gonna Rain No More

It ain’t gonna rain no more, no more
It ain’t gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain’t gonna rain no more?

Repeat

Home on The Range

Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day

The Mail Must Go Through

When you mail a letter, you can send it anywhere.
On foot, by truck, or aeroplane, the postman gets it there.
So write a letter to your friend, maybe she'll write you.
No matter what you always know, the mail must go through.
Well, the mail must go through.
The mail must go through.
No matter if it rains or snows, the mail must go through.
I said the mail must go through.
The mail must go through.
No matter if it rains or snows, the mail must go through.
Some folks live in a city, some live in a little town.
And even if you live out on a farm, there's a postman making his rounds.
So mail someone a letter, even just a card will do.
You know it's nice when the postman has a letter in his sack for you.

The Blue-Tail Fly

When I was young, I used to wait on master
And hand him his plate
I’d pass the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

Chorus:

Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
My master’s gone away
One day he rode around the farm
The flies so numerous, they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

Repeat Chorus Twice

The Man on The Flying Trapeze

He floats through the air with the greatest of ease
The daring young man on the flying trapeze
His actions are graceful, all girls he does please
And my love he has stolen away

Repeat

Oh, Susanna!

Oh, I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee
And I’m going to Louisiana, my true love for to see
Well, it rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry
The sun so hot, I froze to death
Susanna, don’t you cry
Oh, Susanna! Oh, don’t you cry for me
For I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee
I had a dream the other night
When everything was still
I thought I saw Susanna a-coming down the hill
A buckwheat cake was in her mouth
A tear was in her eye
Says I, "I’m coming from the South
Susanna, don’t you cry"
Oh, Susanna! Oh, don’t you cry for me
For I’m going to Louisiana with my banjo on my knee

Repeat Last Verse

Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer’s wife
She cut off their tails with a carving knife
Did you ever see such a sight in your life
As three blind mice?

Repeat

I've Been Working on The Railroad

I’ve been working on the railroad
All the live-long day
I’ve been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away
Can’t you hear the whistle blowing?
Rise up so early in the morn
Can’t you hear the captain shouting
"Dinah, blow your horn!"
Dinah, won’t you blow?
Dinah, won’t you blow?
Dinah, won’t you blow your horn?
Dinah, won’t you blow?
Dinah, won’t you blow?
Dinah, won’t you blow your horn?
Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone’s in the kitchen, I know
Someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin’ on the old banjo
And he’s singin’
"Fee-fi-fiddley-i-oh!
Fee-fi-fiddley-i-oh!
Fee-fi-fiddley-i-oh!"
Strummin’ on the old banjo, oh
Strummin’ on the old banjo
I’ve been working on the railroad
All the live-long day
I’ve been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away
Can’t you hear the whistle blowing?
Rise up so early in the morn
Can’t you hear the captain shouting
"Dinah, blow your horn
Dinah, blow your horn!"

This Old Man

This old man, he played one
He played knickknack on my thumb

Chorus:

With a knickknack, patty-whack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
This old man, he played two
He played knickknack on my shoe

Chorus

This old man, he played three
He played knickknack on my knee

Chorus

This old man, he played four
He played knickknack on my door

Chorus

This old man, he played five
He played knickknack on my hive

Chorus

This old man, he played six
He played knickknack on my sticks

Chorus

This old man, he played seven
He played knickknack up to heaven

Chorus

This old man, he played eight
He played knickknack on my gate

Chorus

This old man, he played nine
He played knickknack on my line

Chorus

This old man, he played ten
He played knickknack over again

Chorus

Children Favourite Songs Vol. 1 Lyrics

01. This Old Man
02. I've Been Working On The Railroad
03. Three Blind Mice
04. Oh, Susanna!
05. The Man on the Flying Trapeze
06. The Blue-Tail Fly
07. The Mail Must Go Through
08. Home On The Range
09. It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
10. A Bicycle Built For Two
11. Mary Had A Little Lamb
12. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
13. Friends Lullaby
14. Old MacDonald
15. The Hokey Pokey
16. She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain
17. Ten Little Indians
18. The Green Grass Grew All Around
19. In the Good, Old Summertime
20. Animal Fair
21. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
22. I'm A Policeman
23. Pop! Goes The Weasel
24. Dixie
25. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Beginner Quiz

Below are parts of body. Rearrange the letters to make six parts of body.

KNEC                 = ______________
MTBUH              = ______________
RSIWT                = ______________
DAHE                 = ______________
KBAC                 = ______________
NAELK              = ______________

Type your answer in the "Post a Comment" box below.

Pre Beginner Quiz

There are a lot of words about animals hidden in the letters below.

They are written horizontally (left to right and right to left),

and vertically (downward and upward).

Find as many words as possible to win a very beautiful prize,

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KISAH KUNG FU BARU JET LEE

Anda Ingin Mengalahkan 20 Orang dengan 1 Langkah Cerdik?

GRATIS....!!! Belajar KUNG FU Metode Terbaru dari JET LEE

Halah, Gratis ?!! .. hajar bleh. Wusss...cepat sekali respon netter saat melihat iklan tersebut. Belum ada setengah hari pendaftaran sudah ditutup, ada 200 orang pendaftar saat ditutup jam 11 siang.
 

Pertemuan 01
Pada hari belajar yang ditentukan berdatanganlah 200 orang pecinta gratisan tersebut dan kumpul di lapangan. Setelah menunggu 3 jam lamanya – waktu itu ngga ada yang berani protes semua diem aja, takut dimarahin sama Jet Lee, “udah gratis, bawel lage !! ...”

Jet Lee : Ayo kalian-kalian !!, semua masuk kedalam ruangan kelas ini (Sibuk sekali para peserta di lapangan itu ada yang cepat2 lepas dasi buka kemeja ganti baju karate, ada cewe yang buru2 lepas rok panjang mau ganti celana silat komprang bekas punya bapa nya)

Jet Lee : Ga usah ganti pakean segala. Enjoy aja, ayo masuk pada duduk yang tertib di meja kalian !! (dalam waktu singkat duduklah semua peserta didalam ruangan kelas, 1 meja berdua seperti biasanya mereka belajar dalam kelas, ada papan tulis nya juga lho. Berisik sekali suasana kelas. Tak lama masuklah sang guru)

Jet Lee : Ehem .. Ehem !! .. (peserta langsung hening ...)

Jet Lee : Coba 1 orang cowo maju, bagikan buku2 ini .. tiap orang satu buku ya!!

Peserta : Siap boz !! .. tapi Gratis kan ??? ..makasih boz! (tak lama kemudian ..)

Jet Lee : Buka halaman 1, hari ini kita akan membahas Bab I Pengantar Kungfu disitu saya akan jelaskan apa itu Kung fu, sejarah kungfu dan perkemngan Kung Fu dari jaman ke jaman (mulailah Jet Lee ceramah, menerangkan kepada peserta Bab I tersebut. Hampir lebih dari 120 menit lamanya)

Jet Lee : Baik, sekarang kalian kerjakan Latihan 1 s/d 15 yang ada di halaman 9. Disitu ada Pilihan Ganda, Essay .. jangan ada yang nyontek ya !! ,,kecuali kepepet !! (baru 20 menit tiba-tiba .. kloneng 3x .. bel kelas berbunyi !!)

Jet Lee : Ya .. kumpulkan !! ..waktu kalian sudah habis !! ...Datang kembali pertemuan berikutnya yah. Total ada 32 pertemuan Gratis buat kalian !!

Peserta : Pake seragam ga boz??

Jet Lee : Sape yang nyuruh ??!!!...hah!! ...criwis lu pade !! (peserta tersebut langsung ngeloyor pergi ..dan semua peserta pulang)

Pertemuan 02
Jet Lee : Baik, sekarang buka Bab II yaitu “Rumus-rumus Pukulan”. Kalian bawa kalkulator kan?? (mulailah Jet Lee menerangkan jenis-jenis pukulan, ada pukulan lurus, pukulan bengkok keatas, ada pukulan bengkok kekiri, bagaimana menghitungkan efek pukulan melalui kecepatan berbanding ini dan itu ..weleh, peserta hening, buka kalkulator mengerjakan latihan-latihan tentang pukulan. Mau protes ga ada yang berani, takut dibilang “udah gratis, rewel !!” ..

Jet Lee : Ya!! .waktu kalian sudah habis. Kalian telah mengetahui rumus-rumus pukulan, besok kita akan membahasa Rumus-rumus Tendangan

Pertemuan 03 : (Pelajaran tentang RumusTendangan)

Pertemuan 04 : (Pelajaran tentang RumusTangkisan)

Pertemuan 32 : (Pelajaran pamungkas tentang 1 (satu) Langkah Cerdik yaitu Jurus 1000 Langkah Dewa alias Jurus Dewa Kabur)

Jet Lee : Peserta yang saya cintai. Hari ini saya akan menobatkan 200 orang pendekar seni kungfu modern. Jangan sombong !! ..Ingat itu !! . Jangan sekali-kali gunakan jurus pamungkas – kecuali jika sudah tidak ada jalan lain !! ..

Peserta : Siap guruu !! ...tabik guruu !! .. (Peserta pada terheran-heran?? lah?? ..kok udahan, dari awal ga pernah ke lapangan?? ..kapan prakteknya?? ya udahlah GRATIS ini, anggap aja itung-itung ngejemur badan n ngabisin umur)

Benarkah 200 Peserta itu kini sudah menguasai Kung Fu? Jika jawaban nya TIDAK ..
Mengapa Demikian ??
Benar sekali !!
Tak satupun dari 200 orang peserta itu yang MENGUSAI KUNG FU. Mereka hanya memiliki PENGETAHUAN tentang Kung Fu itu saja – bukan menguasai Kung Fu itu sendiri
Berarti sama saja GAGAL dong? betuull ... kenapa gagal? karena mereka tidak praktek kan. Kenapa harus dipraktekkan? karena Kung Fu adalah SKILL – Kung Fu adalah ketrampilan yang termasuk dalam motoric domain, motoric artinya gerak – berarti tidak ada cara lain untuk menguasai Kung Fu kecuali langsung praktek.

Nah.... Bagaimana dengan Bahasa Inggris yang sedang Anda pelajari, baik di sekolah maupun di lembaga-lembaga kursus? Apakah Anda memperlakukan Bahasa Inggris sebagai Pengetahuan (Knowledge) atau Keterampilan (Skill)????

Selamat merenungkan dan Segeralah ambil keputusan yang tepat agar Anda tidak berlama-lama berada dalam keadaan yang SIA-SIA.

RIDDLES

Click Here to see some Riddles in English. Check your answers by pressing the "Answer" button.

New born brother

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

Doctor 6

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

Man and God

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Baby

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's baby.

Teacher 8

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Factory workers

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Teacher 7

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Phone call

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Customer 3

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

Crowded bus

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

Railroad Engineer

Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

Doctor 5

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Running

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

Father 1

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

Teacher 6

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

Three Turtles

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"

California

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

Customer 2

Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?

Bath in milk

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Customer 1

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

Teacher 5

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Bank Account

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

Idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Teacher 4

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher 3

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Teacher 2

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

A Teenager

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

Crying

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

Past Participle

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

First day at school

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Boy or Girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Teacher 1

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Doctor 4

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!

Doctor 3

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Doctor 2

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Doctor 1

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

Family of Mice

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

JOKES

Perfect son

Family of mice

Doctor 1

Doctor 2

Doctor 3

Doctor 4

Teacher 1

Boy or girl

First day at school

Past Participle

Crying

A Teenager

Teacher 2

Teacher 3

Teacher 4

Idiot

Bank Account

Teacher 5

Customer 1

Bath in milk

Customer 2

California

Three Turtle

Teacher 6

Father 1

Running

Doctor 5

Railroad Engineer

Crowded bus

Customer 3

Phone call

Teacher 7

Factory workers

Teacher 8

Baby

Man and God

Doctor 6

New born brother

FUNNY

JOKES

RIDDLES

TEACHING ENGLISH TO CHILDREN

Teaching ESL to children is challenging but also very rewarding. Before I walk into a class of 10-year olds, I take a deep breath. Children have no attention span AT ALL, and so I tell myself to slow right down before I start. Teaching children requires patience and a sense of fun and playfulness. Even though it seems obvious, a common mistake is to think that children are simply 'short adults!' This is sure to get you off on the wrong foot!

Here are some tips for teaching ESL to children:

BELAJAR BAHASA INGGRIS MANDIRI

Membuat sebuah catatan harian bagi sebagian orang adalah hal yang mengasyikkan. Sebuah catatan harian yang menceritakan tentang peristiwa-peristiwa yang terjadi setiap harinya, bisa menjadi bacaan yang menyegarkan dan menyehatkan jiwa kita di suatu hari di masa depan.

MENINGKATKAN KEMAMPUAN BERBICARA (SPEAKING)

Berbicara adalah ketrampilan performansi. Anda dapat melakukannya dengan baik jika Anda berusaha untuk berbicara banyak. Siswa dalam kelas bahasa asing terkadang mengalami kesulitan mendengarkan dan berbicara karena mereka takut membuat kesalahan. Tidak apa-apa berbuat salah. Santai saja dalam berbicara.

Tips untuk meningkatkan ketrampilan berbicara

* Bicara keras-keras. Tiru suara dari bahasa tersebut. Jangan menggumam. Walaupun kebanyakan orang merasa malu untuk membuat suara yang aneh, Anda akan semakin terbiasa dengan bahasa tersebut.

UNTUK SEMUA WARGA BELAJAR FEC

Bagi semua warga belajar Favourite Education Centre di semua level, sering-seringlah berkunjung ke blog ini. Di sini kalian bisa belajar, mendapat informasi, bermain game yang edukatif dan mengikuti kuis dengan hadiah yang sangat menarik.

Favourite English Course Situbondo

Favourite English Course (FEC) adalah salah satu lembaga kursus Bahasa Iggris yang berdiri pada bulan Oktober 2008, dan beralamat di jalan PB. Sudirman Gang IV no. 6 (depan POLRES) Situbondo.

Dengan pendekatan komunikatif, FEC percaya bahwa lembaga ini akan menjadi lembaga kursus Bahasa Inggris yang favorit khususnya di kota Santri, Situbondo. Dengan pendekatan pembelajaran yang komunikatif, warga belajar akan dengan mudah dan cepat menguasai materi pembelajaran karena prinsip pembelajaran bahasa adalah untuk berkomunikasi baik secara lisan maupun tulisan.

Beberapa Program yang tersedia di FEC antara lain: