Pre Beginner Quiz

There are a lot of words about animals hidden in the letters below.

They are written horizontally (left to right and right to left),

and vertically (downward and upward).

Find as many words as possible to win a very beautiful prize,

and write your answers in the "Post a Comment" box.

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KISAH KUNG FU BARU JET LEE

Anda Ingin Mengalahkan 20 Orang dengan 1 Langkah Cerdik?

GRATIS....!!! Belajar KUNG FU Metode Terbaru dari JET LEE

Halah, Gratis ?!! .. hajar bleh. Wusss...cepat sekali respon netter saat melihat iklan tersebut. Belum ada setengah hari pendaftaran sudah ditutup, ada 200 orang pendaftar saat ditutup jam 11 siang.
 

Pertemuan 01
Pada hari belajar yang ditentukan berdatanganlah 200 orang pecinta gratisan tersebut dan kumpul di lapangan. Setelah menunggu 3 jam lamanya – waktu itu ngga ada yang berani protes semua diem aja, takut dimarahin sama Jet Lee, “udah gratis, bawel lage !! ...”

Jet Lee : Ayo kalian-kalian !!, semua masuk kedalam ruangan kelas ini (Sibuk sekali para peserta di lapangan itu ada yang cepat2 lepas dasi buka kemeja ganti baju karate, ada cewe yang buru2 lepas rok panjang mau ganti celana silat komprang bekas punya bapa nya)

Jet Lee : Ga usah ganti pakean segala. Enjoy aja, ayo masuk pada duduk yang tertib di meja kalian !! (dalam waktu singkat duduklah semua peserta didalam ruangan kelas, 1 meja berdua seperti biasanya mereka belajar dalam kelas, ada papan tulis nya juga lho. Berisik sekali suasana kelas. Tak lama masuklah sang guru)

Jet Lee : Ehem .. Ehem !! .. (peserta langsung hening ...)

Jet Lee : Coba 1 orang cowo maju, bagikan buku2 ini .. tiap orang satu buku ya!!

Peserta : Siap boz !! .. tapi Gratis kan ??? ..makasih boz! (tak lama kemudian ..)

Jet Lee : Buka halaman 1, hari ini kita akan membahas Bab I Pengantar Kungfu disitu saya akan jelaskan apa itu Kung fu, sejarah kungfu dan perkemngan Kung Fu dari jaman ke jaman (mulailah Jet Lee ceramah, menerangkan kepada peserta Bab I tersebut. Hampir lebih dari 120 menit lamanya)

Jet Lee : Baik, sekarang kalian kerjakan Latihan 1 s/d 15 yang ada di halaman 9. Disitu ada Pilihan Ganda, Essay .. jangan ada yang nyontek ya !! ,,kecuali kepepet !! (baru 20 menit tiba-tiba .. kloneng 3x .. bel kelas berbunyi !!)

Jet Lee : Ya .. kumpulkan !! ..waktu kalian sudah habis !! ...Datang kembali pertemuan berikutnya yah. Total ada 32 pertemuan Gratis buat kalian !!

Peserta : Pake seragam ga boz??

Jet Lee : Sape yang nyuruh ??!!!...hah!! ...criwis lu pade !! (peserta tersebut langsung ngeloyor pergi ..dan semua peserta pulang)

Pertemuan 02
Jet Lee : Baik, sekarang buka Bab II yaitu “Rumus-rumus Pukulan”. Kalian bawa kalkulator kan?? (mulailah Jet Lee menerangkan jenis-jenis pukulan, ada pukulan lurus, pukulan bengkok keatas, ada pukulan bengkok kekiri, bagaimana menghitungkan efek pukulan melalui kecepatan berbanding ini dan itu ..weleh, peserta hening, buka kalkulator mengerjakan latihan-latihan tentang pukulan. Mau protes ga ada yang berani, takut dibilang “udah gratis, rewel !!” ..

Jet Lee : Ya!! .waktu kalian sudah habis. Kalian telah mengetahui rumus-rumus pukulan, besok kita akan membahasa Rumus-rumus Tendangan

Pertemuan 03 : (Pelajaran tentang RumusTendangan)

Pertemuan 04 : (Pelajaran tentang RumusTangkisan)

Pertemuan 32 : (Pelajaran pamungkas tentang 1 (satu) Langkah Cerdik yaitu Jurus 1000 Langkah Dewa alias Jurus Dewa Kabur)

Jet Lee : Peserta yang saya cintai. Hari ini saya akan menobatkan 200 orang pendekar seni kungfu modern. Jangan sombong !! ..Ingat itu !! . Jangan sekali-kali gunakan jurus pamungkas – kecuali jika sudah tidak ada jalan lain !! ..

Peserta : Siap guruu !! ...tabik guruu !! .. (Peserta pada terheran-heran?? lah?? ..kok udahan, dari awal ga pernah ke lapangan?? ..kapan prakteknya?? ya udahlah GRATIS ini, anggap aja itung-itung ngejemur badan n ngabisin umur)

Benarkah 200 Peserta itu kini sudah menguasai Kung Fu? Jika jawaban nya TIDAK ..
Mengapa Demikian ??
Benar sekali !!
Tak satupun dari 200 orang peserta itu yang MENGUSAI KUNG FU. Mereka hanya memiliki PENGETAHUAN tentang Kung Fu itu saja – bukan menguasai Kung Fu itu sendiri
Berarti sama saja GAGAL dong? betuull ... kenapa gagal? karena mereka tidak praktek kan. Kenapa harus dipraktekkan? karena Kung Fu adalah SKILL – Kung Fu adalah ketrampilan yang termasuk dalam motoric domain, motoric artinya gerak – berarti tidak ada cara lain untuk menguasai Kung Fu kecuali langsung praktek.

Nah.... Bagaimana dengan Bahasa Inggris yang sedang Anda pelajari, baik di sekolah maupun di lembaga-lembaga kursus? Apakah Anda memperlakukan Bahasa Inggris sebagai Pengetahuan (Knowledge) atau Keterampilan (Skill)????

Selamat merenungkan dan Segeralah ambil keputusan yang tepat agar Anda tidak berlama-lama berada dalam keadaan yang SIA-SIA.

RIDDLES

Click Here to see some Riddles in English. Check your answers by pressing the "Answer" button.

New born brother

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

Doctor 6

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!

Man and God

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Baby

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's baby.

Teacher 8

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Factory workers

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Teacher 7

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Phone call

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Customer 3

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

Crowded bus

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

Railroad Engineer

Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

Doctor 5

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Running

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

Father 1

Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

Teacher 6

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

Three Turtles

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"

California

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

Customer 2

Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?

Bath in milk

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Customer 1

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

Teacher 5

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Bank Account

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

Idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Teacher 4

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Teacher 3

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Teacher 2

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

A Teenager

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

Crying

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

Past Participle

Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

First day at school

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

Boy or Girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

Teacher 1

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Doctor 4

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!

Doctor 3

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Doctor 2

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Doctor 1

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

Family of Mice

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

JOKES

Perfect son

Family of mice

Doctor 1

Doctor 2

Doctor 3

Doctor 4

Teacher 1

Boy or girl

First day at school

Past Participle

Crying

A Teenager

Teacher 2

Teacher 3

Teacher 4

Idiot

Bank Account

Teacher 5

Customer 1

Bath in milk

Customer 2

California

Three Turtle

Teacher 6

Father 1

Running

Doctor 5

Railroad Engineer

Crowded bus

Customer 3

Phone call

Teacher 7

Factory workers

Teacher 8

Baby

Man and God

Doctor 6

New born brother

FUNNY

JOKES

RIDDLES

TEACHING ENGLISH TO CHILDREN

Teaching ESL to children is challenging but also very rewarding. Before I walk into a class of 10-year olds, I take a deep breath. Children have no attention span AT ALL, and so I tell myself to slow right down before I start. Teaching children requires patience and a sense of fun and playfulness. Even though it seems obvious, a common mistake is to think that children are simply 'short adults!' This is sure to get you off on the wrong foot!

Here are some tips for teaching ESL to children:

BELAJAR BAHASA INGGRIS MANDIRI

Membuat sebuah catatan harian bagi sebagian orang adalah hal yang mengasyikkan. Sebuah catatan harian yang menceritakan tentang peristiwa-peristiwa yang terjadi setiap harinya, bisa menjadi bacaan yang menyegarkan dan menyehatkan jiwa kita di suatu hari di masa depan.

MENINGKATKAN KEMAMPUAN BERBICARA (SPEAKING)

Berbicara adalah ketrampilan performansi. Anda dapat melakukannya dengan baik jika Anda berusaha untuk berbicara banyak. Siswa dalam kelas bahasa asing terkadang mengalami kesulitan mendengarkan dan berbicara karena mereka takut membuat kesalahan. Tidak apa-apa berbuat salah. Santai saja dalam berbicara.

Tips untuk meningkatkan ketrampilan berbicara

* Bicara keras-keras. Tiru suara dari bahasa tersebut. Jangan menggumam. Walaupun kebanyakan orang merasa malu untuk membuat suara yang aneh, Anda akan semakin terbiasa dengan bahasa tersebut.

UNTUK SEMUA WARGA BELAJAR FEC

Bagi semua warga belajar Favourite Education Centre di semua level, sering-seringlah berkunjung ke blog ini. Di sini kalian bisa belajar, mendapat informasi, bermain game yang edukatif dan mengikuti kuis dengan hadiah yang sangat menarik.

Favourite English Course Situbondo

Favourite English Course (FEC) adalah salah satu lembaga kursus Bahasa Iggris yang berdiri pada bulan Oktober 2008, dan beralamat di jalan PB. Sudirman Gang IV no. 6 (depan POLRES) Situbondo.

Dengan pendekatan komunikatif, FEC percaya bahwa lembaga ini akan menjadi lembaga kursus Bahasa Inggris yang favorit khususnya di kota Santri, Situbondo. Dengan pendekatan pembelajaran yang komunikatif, warga belajar akan dengan mudah dan cepat menguasai materi pembelajaran karena prinsip pembelajaran bahasa adalah untuk berkomunikasi baik secara lisan maupun tulisan.

Beberapa Program yang tersedia di FEC antara lain: