Elementary Quiz

Choose the correct options to complete the sentences.

1.  Please go to the store and pick up a ___ of milk.
     a. bag
     b. half gallon
     c. dozen
     d. pound
2.  This recipe calls for a ___ of butter.
     a. dozen
     b. tube
     c. stick
     d. can
3.  My cat eats a ___ of tuna every day.
     a. can
     b. loaf
     c. bottle
     d. bag
4.  I like to drink a ___ of mineral water after I exercise.
     a. pound
     b. stick
     c. teaspoon
     d. bottle
5.  I want to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But the ___ of peanut butter is empty.
     a. six-pack
     b. jar
     c. head
     d. box
6.  I need three ___ of yogurt from the dairy section.
     a. tubes
     b. pounds
     c. containers
     d. dozens
7.  Pick up ___ of whole wheat bread at the bakery.
     a. half a pound
     b. a box
     c. a twelve-pack
     d. a loaf

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Pre Elementary Quiz

Answer the following questions correctly. All the answers begin with the letter "M".

1.  What is a word that means crazy or angry?
2.  S. M. and L. are all sizes of clothes. What does the "M" stand for?
3.  What is the hair above the upper lip called?
4.  What is someone who plays music called?
5.  What is a word used to describe when ice turns to water?
6.  What is a looking glass where you can see your own reflection more commonly called?
7.  What does a doctor give you to cure your sickness?


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April Joke

(This is guaranteed laughs in the Chinese classroom. It was originally a bit in a Pink Panther movie).

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
 
Submitted by Rick Bell

Children's Favourite Songs vol. 1

Click the title to download the song.
01. This Old Man (Knick-Knack, Patty-Whack)
02. I've Been Working On The Railroad
03. Three Blind Mice
04. Oh, Susanna!
05. The Man on the Flying Trapeze
06. The Blue-Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)
07. The Mail Must Go Through
08. Home On The Range
09. It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
10. A Bicycle Built For Two
11. Mary Had A Little Lamb
12. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
13. Friends Lullaby
14. Old MacDonald
15. The Hokey Pokey
16. She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain
17. Ten Little Indians
18. The Green Grass Grew All Around
19. In the Good, Old Summertime
20. Animal Fair
21. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
22. I'm A Policeman
23. Pop! Goes The Weasel
24. Dixie
25. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star