April Joke

(This is guaranteed laughs in the Chinese classroom. It was originally a bit in a Pink Panther movie).

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
 
Submitted by Rick Bell

Children's Favourite Songs vol. 1

Click the title to download the song.
01. This Old Man (Knick-Knack, Patty-Whack)
02. I've Been Working On The Railroad
03. Three Blind Mice
04. Oh, Susanna!
05. The Man on the Flying Trapeze
06. The Blue-Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)
07. The Mail Must Go Through
08. Home On The Range
09. It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
10. A Bicycle Built For Two
11. Mary Had A Little Lamb
12. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
13. Friends Lullaby
14. Old MacDonald
15. The Hokey Pokey
16. She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain
17. Ten Little Indians
18. The Green Grass Grew All Around
19. In the Good, Old Summertime
20. Animal Fair
21. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
22. I'm A Policeman
23. Pop! Goes The Weasel
24. Dixie
25. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

About The Quizzes

Starting from January 2011, all students of FEC are now given a fifteen-day time to do the quizzes. And the winners of the quizzes are announced on the third week each month.


Berlaku sejak January 2011, semua warga belajar FEC dapat mengerjakan quiz yang tersedia di blog ini selama 15 hari dan para pemenang quiz tersebut akan diumumkan pada minggu ke-3 setiap bulannya.

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

When the blazing sun is gone
When he nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light
Twinkle, twinkle all the night
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are